I was going through my posts and found this little gem that was never posted. And it needs to be posted ... for posterity sake!
Oh my sweet little angel child #5. He really is so darn cute! Lucky for him.

What you are about to see is evidence that Eli is like a destructive tornado! And these incidents are only a few and literally happened within weeks of each other.
Exhibit #1:
This is our brand new dining table - just 2 weeks old when Eli decided to distress it using a math compass! You know, the end with the sharp pointer that is used to hold it steady. Yeah. Exactly why I looked and looked and looked for the right table without paying thousands of dollars. So I tell myself, "It just adds character." (sigh)
Exhibit #2:
Now I only have a picture of one of the TWO toilets little Eli clogged in the same week! Yes, clogged enough to have to take it completely apart. And thank goodness for time that has passed, I don't even remember what he put in them to cause the clog. Kind of like childbirth.
Exhibit #3:
Our poor, poor table. Remember. These happened within a couple of weeks. Maren left her RED nail polish out (yes, I partly blame her for this one) and Eli found it. It ate completely through the stain! I guess I could sand and restain it, but the 'reminder' might come in handy one of these days. Tip: Mr. Clean Eraser is my friend - took the paint right off. The damage had been done but at least it is not red.

Exhibit #4:
Eggs. I usually buy the 5 dozen box of eggs at Costco and leave them in the extra fridge. Although I do not have evidence of the first incident with eggs, you'll just have to believe me. Eli had quietly gone into the storage room and began cracking about 5 or 6 eggs on the storage floor. We had a chat. I thought that was the end of his egg fetish. While in my room one morning getting ready for the day, I walked out to find this all over the couch.

This is only part of his work. The other half dozen were cracked on the window running down the wall into the baseboards and carpet. I couldn't even speak. I grabbed the camera - because I have a plan. Someday his wife and children will see these pictures. Someday.
Again like childbirth. I have cleaned up the messes (except for the table which will be used as future evidence) and mostly forgotten the naughtiness. He really is a delightful little guy. I could not imagine our family without him. We love you, Eli - naughtiness and all!!